Top Ten Reasons Star Trek is Better than B5 Top Ten Reasons Star Trek is Better than B5 10. We don't have ordinary technobabble, we have Treknobabble!!!!!! 9. More babes! 8. Everything's not going to or coming from hell. 7. Frequent use of the word "quantum". 6. Don't need no stinking rotating sections to provide gravity. 5. Testosterone poisoning less common in Starfleet than Earthforce. 4. When in need of a plot, just kill Weyoun! 3. Most B5 aliens are ugly, while female Trek aliens are the ones you end up wanting to have sex with. 2. We've got omnipotent beings coming out of our asses! And the Number One Reason Star Trek is Better Than B5: 1. One word: Risa! By Big Steve